• Build Your Own 2014 Calendar

    You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!

  • May not be warranted at this point.

    Hope

    May not be warranted at this point.

    Perfect For:

    • Corporate raiders
    • Overly optimistic ornithologists
    • Soon-to-be carrion
    • Disaffected college students

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  • He who chases rainbows may eventually catch tornadoes.

    Illusions

    He who chases rainbows may eventually catch tornadoes.

    Perfect For:

    • Kermit, who seems to be under the impression there are more songs about rainbows than there actually are
    • Hungrybear9562
    • Disaffected college students (especially in Kansas)

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  • Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

    Limitations

    Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

    Perfect For:

    • Good-natured Linux users
    • Nuns
    • Burgess Meredith
    • Disaffected college students

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  • The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.

    Perseverance

    The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.

    Perfect For:

    • Jason "Preacher" Rowe
    • Robert "Rabbit" Nurick
    • Tim "Beltzer" Lewis
    • Robert "Ice" Van Winkle
    • Disaffected "college" students

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  • A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

    Teamwork

    A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

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  • When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true.  Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life.  Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for.  Unless it's death by meteor.

    Wishes

    When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

    Perfect For:

    • Jiminy Cricket
    • People who still have nightmares from watching Deep Impact
    • Despair fans who like our other Demotivators®, but wish they took twenty minutes to read
    • Disaffected college students

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