You choose your start month, your favorite demotivational designs, and we'll print it and ship it to you in no time! It's the perfect year-round heartbreaker!
The bad news is robots can do your job now. The good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians. The worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots- and we do not anticipate any further good news.
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
Until you spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Some things can not be overcome with determination and a positive attitude.
Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
All we ask here is that you give us your heart.
Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.
Because nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
Demotivators, Despair, The Pessimist's Mug, Lose Your Own Adventures and the Frowny Logo are registered trademarks of Despair, Inc. Yes, we're serious.