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Life doesn't always want to be grabbed by the horns.
If wishes were horses then dreamers would ride. But they're much more like cattle, so best grab a shovel.
It takes genuine talent to see greatness in yourself despite your absence of genuine talent.
Action will be taken to prevent the next disaster as soon as possible after it has occurred.
A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.
Those who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those busy proving them right.
You don't have to be crazy to work here, but if you are, you'll be taken care of.
Those who do not learn from cliches are destined to repeat them.
Even the most ambitious little pebble will never grow up to be a big rock.
I hear the call to do nothing and am doing my best to answer it.
Your attitude determines your altitude about as much as that platitude inspires my gratitude.
If you think it's lonely at the top, just wait 'til you try the bottom.
I believe that children are our future. And that terrifies me.
The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. And put your face between 'em when you do. You'll save me a lot of trouble. Thanks.
You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you can get what you need taken from you by the government.
Teamwork is the fuel that allows common people to achieve uncommon results, provided they don't mind you calling them "common people".
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