Keep living life like there's no tomorrow and you'll be right sooner than you think.

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, concerned individuals can change the world. Indeed, it's how we got stuck with the IRS, the Federal Reserve and the Mafia.

Looking sharp is easy when you haven't done any work.

He who chases rainbows may eventually catch tornadoes.

We'll get to the carrion part in a minute.

Money can't buy you love. But it can buy exotic cars and luxury yachts. Once you've got those covered, you'll be fighting love off with a stick.

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. Sometimes your spirit tags along with it.

The downside of being ahead of your time is that your ruins might end up a playground for cavorting druids.

Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Especially to your friends.

Sometimes, the most important lesson you can learn is that you're not a very good team.

Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence.