• Until your spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.  What?  You thought you could fly?  Look at yourself.  You're a flightless waterfowl of a person if we've ever seen one.  Stop flapping.  You'll be happier.  And look less idiotic, too.

    Limitations

    Until your spread your wings, you'll have no idea how far you can walk.

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  • Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.  Take the Running of the Bulls.  I mean, jeez!  It's been going on for a century. Why not just go jogging and not risk perforated spleens.  Dumb!

    Tradition

    Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

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  • If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until your see our solutions.  One of our most popular Demotivator designs makes the leap to t-shirt form- and did it beautifully!  Buy it now, tax-free! (Unless you live in Texas.)

    Government

    If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions!

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    • Democrats (also known as Republicans)
    • Republicans (also known as Democrats)
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