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The Paper Shredder. A timeless fixture of the workplace. The potential to render sensitive documents forever unreadable in the blink of an eye.

And yet, within that shredder, a greater potential exists. A potential which can now be unleashed with the help of Despair Inc., and our radical new paper-shredder conversion decals.

Now, the obstinate executive can transform his paper shredder into an "Employee Suggestion Box." The apathetic customer service drone can enjoy feeding faxes and printed emails into the "customer suggestion box."

And, for a limited time, employees in corporations across the globe can have an inhouse "Enron Document Storage" system- the perfect place for the long-term storage of critical documentation of your nefarious schemes and dealings.

ALL SHREDDER CONVERTERS™ DECALS BELOW ARE PRINTED ON CLEAR FILM.

EACH ITEM BELOW INCLUDES TWO LABELS- ONE 2"x6" AND ONE 3"x9".



(VOLUME DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE FOR EMPLOYEES OF ARTHUR ANDERSEN).