• Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied

Customer Disservice

Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied

Your business is very important to us. Just not as important as this game of FreeCell.

Perfect For:

  • The recorded voice assuring you that your call is very important and asking you to please stay on the line
  • Emotionally abused customer service representatives
  • Us, obviously
  • Disaffected college students