• It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

Consistency

It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

There is something to be said in doing things wrong the exact same way every time. Itís not a good thing, but still. Take your compliments where you can get them, loser.

Perfect For:

  • Baldrick
  • Tiny archers
  • Dane Cook
  • The Buffalo Bills
  • Disaffected college students