• There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” You know who said that? Of course you don’t. Dumbass.

Perfect For:

  • Tech support employees
  • Our beleaguered customer service team
  • Journalists
  • Dimwits who write us asking "Are you really suing people for trademark infringement?"
  • Disaffected college students