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Consistency Shirt
It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
| | Wishes Shirt
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.
| | Worth Shirt
Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.
| | Agony Desktopper
Not All Pain is Gain.
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Beauty Desktopper
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
| | Bitterness Desktopper
Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.
| | Blame Desktopper
The Secret of Success is knowing who to Blame for Your Failures.
| | Conformity Desktopper
When People are Free to do as They Please, They Usually Imitate Each Other.
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Customer Care Desktopper
If we really care for the customer we'd send them somewhere better.
| | Dare to Slack Desktopper
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
| | Defeat Desktopper
For every winner there are dozens of losers, odds are you're one of them.
| | Delusions Desktopper
There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.
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Disloyalty Desktopper
There comes a time when every team must learn to make individual sacrifices.
| | Disservice Desktopper
It takes months to find a customer, but only seconds to lose one... the good news is that we should run out of them in no time.
| | Do it Later Desktopper
The early worm is for the birds.
| | Doubt Desktopper
In the Battle Between You and the World, Bet on the World.
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Dreams Desktopper
Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
| | Dysfunction Desktopper
The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.
| | Flattery Desktopper
If you want to get to the top, prepare to kiss a lot of the bottom.
| | Hazards Desktopper
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
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Humiliation Desktopper
The Harder You Try, the Dumber You Look.
| | Ignorance Desktopper
It's amazing how much easier it is for a team to work together when no one has any idea where they're going.
| | Indifference Desktopper
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
| | Ineptitude Desktopper
If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
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Innovation Desktopper
If it can make your job easier, it can probably make it irrelevant.
| | Insanity Desktopper
It's difficult to comprehend how insane some people can be. Especially when you're insane.
| | Intimidation Desktopper
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, but you'd be a fool to withhold that from your superiors.
| | Laziness Desktopper
Success is a Journey, Not a Destination. So Stop Running.
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Leaders Desktopper
Leaders are like eagles. We don't have either of them here.
| | Loneliness Desktopper
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
| | Losing Desktopper
You'll always miss 100% of the shots you don't take, and statistically speaking, 99% of the ones you do.
| | Misfortune Desktopper
While Good Fortune Often Eludes You, This Kind Never Misses.
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Nepotism Desktopper
We promote family values here - almost as often as we promote family members.
| | Overconfidence Desktopper
Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.
| | Pessimism Desktopper
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who try to find it.
| | Possibilities Desktopper
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
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Recovery Desktopper
Time heals all wounds. But it usually leaves a pretty big scar.
| | Regret Desktopper
It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.
| | Risks Desktopper
If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments.
| | Stupidity Desktopper
Winners never quit. And quitters never win. But those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
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Success Desktopper
Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.
| | Survival Desktopper
The less you stand out, the longer you'll last.
| | Trouble Desktopper
Luck can't last a lifetime unless you die young.
| | Underachievement DT
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
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Victory Desktopper
Winners never fly higher than when they're bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.
| | Agony Lithograph
Not All Pain is Gain.
| | Beauty Lithograph
If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
| | Change (Winds) Litho
When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can turn into deadly projectiles
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Dreams Lithograph
Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.
| | Effort Lithograph
Hard work never killed anybody, but it is illegal in some places.
| | Elitism Lithograph
It's lonely at the top, but it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
| | Give Up Lithograph
At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser.
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Indifference Lithograph
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
| | Pessimism Lithograph
Every dark cloud has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who try to find it.
| | Possibilities Litho
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
| | Pretension Lithograph
The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you're pretentious.
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Regret Lithograph
It hurts to admit when you make mistakes - but when they're big enough, the pain only lasts a second.
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