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2012 Demotivator Calendars

  • BitterSweets - Dysfunctional
    $9.95

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    37 biting barbs for stirring up the bile in toxic relationships of all kinds, including "NO FIX 4 DUMB", "SUB PRIME", "GAME ON TV", "PAROLE IS UP!", "RETURN TO PIT", and "BOOTY INFL8N".

    6 ounces

    Approx. 82 large hearts.

  • Bittersweets - Dumped
    $9.95

    37 brutal kissoffs including "U LEFT SEATUP", "BACK 2 KENNEL", "I GOT SOBER", "CELIB8 THX2U", "CALL A 900#" and "RUSSIAN BRIDE".

    6 ounces

    Approx. 82 large hearts.

  • BitterSweets - Dejected
    $9.95

    37 depressing sayings for those spending Valentine's Day alone and in a state of self-flagellation, including "LOSS LEADER", "SETTLE 4 LESS?", "TABLE FOR 1", "I CRY ON Q" and "DIGNITY FREE".

    6 ounces

    Approx. 82 large hearts.