• Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Believe in Yourself

Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.

Donít listen to all the bad things people are saying about you. And they are saying bad things about you. Theyíre pretty funny, too! Especially the one about how nobody will ever be desperate enough to love you. Anyway, donít listen to them.

Perfect For:

  • Meryl Streep in The River Wild
  • John C. Reilly in The River Wild
  • Kevin Bacon in, weirdly enough, She's Having a Baby
  • Disaffected college students with unjustifiably high self-esteem