• If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

Beauty

If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.

Hey, girl. What's up, girl? Hey.

Perfect For:

  • The homecoming queen and her handmaidens
  • A certain one-time peroxide blonde who completely led on the author of this particular Demotivator during his senior year of high school in 1989
  • The author of this Demotivator, for being so utterly shallow that he let an obnoxious hot chick totally play him for a fool 16 years ago, and would again, if she would JUST CALL ME... KATIE, IF YOU READ THIS, PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL ME. FOR REAL. I CAN'T FORGIVE YOU IF DON'T MAKE THE FIRST STEP. xo, J.B.
  • Disaffected college students