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Demotivators®
We didn't just invent the Demotivational poster, we perfected it.
Despairwear®
Clothes make the man. These clothes make the man sad.
The Pessimist
365 days of tragic facts, doleful quotes, rueful new words and more.
Drinkware
Some glasses help you see better. These help you see bitter.
2014 Calendar
All new Demotivators in a 2014 Calendar? Let the weeping begin!
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