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  • Accomplishments Mug
    $10.95
    You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough.
  • Achievement Mug
    $10.95
    You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.
  • Acquisition Mug
    $10.95
    The discovery that you're no longer a big fish in a small pond, or even a small fish in a big pond, but a small fish in a big fish.
  • Ambition Mug
    $10.95
    The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.
  • Blogging mug
    $10.95
    Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
  • Challenges Mug
    $10.95
    I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.copyright Ashleigh Brilliant
  • Change Mug
    $10.95
    Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.
  • Consistency Mug
    $10.95
    It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
  • Consulting Mug
    $10.95
    If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
  • Corruption Mug
    $10.95
    I want either less corruption or more opportunity to participate in it.copyright Ashleigh Brilliant
  • Curiosity Mug
    $10.95
    Some Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth. Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.
  • Economics Mug
    $10.95
    The science of explaining tomorrow why the predictions you made yesterday didn't come true today.
  • Get to Work Mug
    $10.95
    You aren't being paid to believe in the power of your dreams.
  • Government Mug
    $10.95
    If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
  • Hope Mug
    $10.95
    May not be warranted at this point.
  • Idiocy Mug
    $10.95
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
  • Individuality Mug
    $10.95
    Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
  • Marketing Mug
    $10.95
    Because making it look good now is more important than providing adequate support later.
  • Meetings Mug
    $10.95
    None of us is as dumb as all of us.
  • Mistakes Mug
    $10.95
    It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others. copyright Ashleigh Brilliant
  • Perseverance Mug
    $10.95
    The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back.
  • Potential Mug
    $10.95
    Not everyone gets to be an astronaut when they grow up.
  • Procrastination Mug
    $10.95
    Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
  • Quality Mug
    $10.95
    The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.
  • Retirement Mug
    $10.95
    Because you've given so much of yourself to the company that you don't have anything left we can use.
  • Sanity Mug
    $10.95
    Minds are like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can borrow mine.
  • Service Mug
    $10.95
    View all customers as beautiful buds that must be cultivated, watered, and periodically buried under manure.
  • Synergy Mug
    $10.95
    A code word lazy people use when they want you to do all the work.
  • Tradition Mug
    $10.95
    Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
  • Wealth Mug
    $10.95
    All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.copyright Ashleigh Brilliant
  • Worth Mug
    $10.95
    Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important. copyright Ashleigh Brilliant