AT DESPAIR, WE OFFER THE CURE
FOR HOPE. AND FOR SURPRISINGLY
AFFORDABLE PRICES.
No industry has inflicted more suffering than the Motivational Industry. Motivational books, speakers and posters have made billions of dollars selling shortcuts to success and tools for unleashing our unlimited potential. At Despair, we know such products only raise hopes to dash them. That’s why our products go straight to the dashing! Enjoy!
Demotivators®
Invented here. Perfected here.
Who Killed John F. Kennedy?
Lose Your Own Adventure® #1
Build Your Own Calendar
Pick your start month and designs!
Despairwear®
Clothes make the man. These make him sad.
Pessimist's Glasses®
This glass is half-empty. Deal with it.
24" X 30" Posters
The Art of Demotivation.
Illboards™
Sick of motivational billboards? So are we.
Stickypads
Make a note of just how depressed you are.
The Vault
Classic t-shirts at shockingly low prices!
Demotivators, Despair, The Pessimist's Mug, Lose Your Own Adventures and the Frowny Logo are registered trademarks of Despair, Inc. Yes, we're serious.
